Saturday, January 29, 2011

Busted!

It was a clever ruse only devious minds pulling the strings in Poland could have devised. The people that move behind the scenes affecting everything that happens in Poland and who without doubt are the True Patriots. It was all very clever because who would have thought they would use Gazeta Wyborcza, the well-known leftist, anti-nationalistic, anti-chauvinist liberal daily to advance their plans aimed at building a Greater Poland?

As you can see, we believed it when Wyborcza reported the sorry state of the Polish armed forces by focusing on soldiers taking sick leave to make a few additional bucks. However, this was all part of a mastermind plan to convince our Enemies we are not a threat, that we are weak, fooling them into feeling safe and all the while us waiting like a crouching tiger and a hidden dragon for them to lower their guard. Then BAM!

Alas, all is for naught. Someone has betrayed the Great Cause. Our Enemies have learned about the Plan. Belarussian President Aleksandr Lukashenka has revealed the True Patriots' plan to rewrite history, redraw the Polish-Belarussian border, and move it to the outskirts of Minsk!

But was Poland acting alone? No! It was acting in concert with Germany and the EU! This further proves the sheer genius of the True Patriots, to use these anti-Polish institutions to further the dream of a Greater Poland! How cunning! How devilishly clever!

Rest assured dear reader the plan might have failed for now, but the True Patriots will find another way to build a Greater Poland. Just you watch!

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